Another WTF experience. I don't know how I do this. It must be me, I must give off some kind of a weird perverts-come-talk-to-me vibe, otherwise I really don't know. If other people have similar experience with the world, something is really fucked up.
So, here's the story. A friend of mine and I are standing in front of a pub. It's the middle of a wine-tasting party, so everyone inside is fairly drunk. So we're standing outside, smoking, when some (completely pissed, to be fair) guy comes to us. He starts laughing and singing and pretty much acting really drunk. And then he starts asking questions.
"Do you have a girlfriend?" he asks.
"No," my friend says.
"So is this your girlfriend?" the drunk guy asks, having perfectly understood the concept of "no".
"No," my friend repeats.
And then something incredible happens. Something really what-the-fuck-ish. Something which makes us both freeze and look at each other in total amazement.
The drunk guy answers.
"Ah, OK. Are we gonna beat her up?"
So we just look at each other, wondering if we really heard it right. We did. And then we leave, while my friend contemplates punching the idiot in the face.
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So, yeah. Apparently I look like someone who should be hit in the face regularly. Which is nice, considering that I'm a girl and all that.
Another friend had a theory that it was some kind of local slang for gangbang. Not sure which version would be more disturbing.
I just have one question, Universe. WHY ME???
