A normal Monday afternoon. Trying to write an essay for my Women in Fiction class. I go on Facebook, procrastinate a little bit, clean the entire flat, you know how it works.
Then my Facebook tells me I have a new message. It's from this guy that I ran into last week, hadn't seen him for like three years before that, we said hi, talked a little, he told me how he's living with his girlfriend and we parted ways thinking "yeah, nice to see him/her".
So he sends me a message. The conversation goes like this:
He: "Hi. Let's write dirty stuff to each other :D"
Me: ":D :D i can't, i'm writing an essay."
He: "if i didn't have a girlfriend i'd tell you i'd fuck you when you finish writing haha"
Me: ":D yeah well what can you do :D"
He: "OK, i'm gonna go watch porn or something"
Me: "yeah, ok, sounds like a good plan :D"
He: "you want me to send you something? :D"
Me: ":D not really, no, I prefer to choose my porn myself :D"
He: *sends me a link to a porn video*
Me: "ok, yeah, that's nice :D i'm gonna go write the essay now :D"
He: "skype?"
Me: "no, i really don't have time plus my webcam doesn't work anyway"
He: "that's ok, you can just watch what i'll be doing and then you can... relax... and finish your essay. what's your skype nick?"
Me: *i tell him my Skype nick* but i really don't think this is a good idea :D"
He calls me on Skype. The webcam is pointed at his crotch. He starts doing stuff. I burst out laughing and tell him that I REALLY don't want to do this. I ask him what his girlfriend would say. He says I'm too much of a moralist. I say bye and hang up.
SERIOUSLY?
What the fuck is wrong with the Universe? I guess it's trying to send me a message. "STOP SLEEPING WITH PEOPLE! THE PERVERTS HAVE YOU ON THEIR LIST NOW!" Well, thank you, Universe. You've made your point.
I'm gonna go kill myself now.
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